In no particular order...
10. That girl who thinks "Just kidding" after making a maliciously rude (possibly true) comment makes everything okay. #$^&$, You better guess it. I'm on to you.
9. Sneezing a second after I just applied mascara.
8. Getting hit with that girl's umbrella and she doesn't say "Sorry."
7. Cats. Nuff said.
6. That group of people who stop in the busiest street to catch up with old friends. Find a corner people!
5. When that guy standing in Red Square has no sense of body language and still gives me a flyer even though he saw me gradually walk on the opposite side of where he was standing. Dang human spams!
4. "Whispering" girls behind me during lecture.
3. Having the option to chose between the stall with poop remnants, un-flushed toilet with blood all over, or a missing toilet seat.
2. Studying really hard for that one section and not have it show up on the test.
1. Asian girls smoking in a group. What a joke.
9, 6, 3, 2 = especially. But I was cracking up the entire time. Nice. Maybe I should post mine, too. But they're not half as funny as yours.
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